Classes for Women
at
THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER - REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED By Sat., April 2nd, 2012
NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY
LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS
MAXIMUM.
Class 1 Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat. Step by Step, with Slide Presentation Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs beginning at 7:00 PM.. Class 2 Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or Bitching About It for 3 Hours? Round Table Discussion Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours. Class 3 Is It Possible To Drive Past a Wal-Mart Without Stopping? Group Debate Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours. Class 4 Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase. Pictures and Explanatory Graphics Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks. Class 5 Curling Irons - Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet? Examples on Video Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning At 7:00 PM Class 6 How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Program. Help Line Support and Support Groups Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM Class 7 Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos? Open Forum Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours. Class 8 Health Watch - They Make Medicine for PMS. Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours. Class 9 I Was Wrong and He Was Right! Real Life Testimonials Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined. Class 10 How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim. Driving Simulations 4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours. Class 11 Learning to Live - How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield. Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined Class 12 How to Shop by Yourself. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM. Upon completion of ANY of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors. |
Tuesday, 28 February 2012
OK Ladies, I have enrolled everyone of you in this class (mandatory attendence required)
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