Saturday 3 March 2012

Jim's-Top 10 Drawbacks to Working in a Cubicle







10. Being told to "think outside the box" when you're in a
    freakin' box all day long.

9. Not being able to check e-mail attachments without turning
    around to see who's behind you.

8. Cubicle walls do not offer much protection from any kind
    of gun fire.

7. That nagging feeling that if you press the right button,
    you'll get a piece of cheese.

6. Lack of roof rafters for the noose.

5. The walls are too close together for the hammock to work right.

4. 23 power cords - 1 outlet.

3. Prison cells are not only bigger, they also have beds.

2. The carpet has been there since 1976 and shows more signs
    of life than your coworkers.

And the number 1 drawback to working in a cubicle is...

1. You can't walk out and slam the door when you quit.
Well that is it for now, so to all have a great weekend, 
and when you turn out the lights and close that door.
Please take or give some time for thought, 
as to why and for what we were all put here for.

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