It's not whether you win or lose,
But how you place the blame. |
You are not drunk
If you can lie on the floor Without holding on. |
We have enough
"youth".
How
about a fountain of
"smart"?
|
The original point and click
interface
Was a Smith & Wesson. |
A Fool and his money can throw one heck of a
party
|
When blondes have more
fun, do they know
it?
|
Five days a week my body
is a temple.
The other two it's an amusement park. |
LEARN FROM YOUR PARENTS'
MISTAKESUSE BIRTH
CONTROL
|
Money isn't everything,
But it sure keeps the kids in touch. |
Don't Drink and DriveYou might hit a bump and spill
something.
|
If at first you don't succeed
Skydiving is not for you |
Reality is only an illusion
That occurs due to a lack of alcohol. |
We are born naked, wet and hungry.
Then things get worse. |
Red meat is not bad for you
Fuzzy green meat is bad for you. |
Ninety-nine percent of all
lawyers
Give the rest a bad name. |
Xerox and Wurlitzer will merge
To produce reproductive organs. |
Alabama state motto: At
least we're not Mississippi
|
ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE IS NO
MATCH FOR NATURAL STUPIDITY. |
The latest survey shows that
Three out of four people make Up 75% of the population |
"You know why a banana is like
a
Politician?"
"He comes in and first he is green,
then he turns yellow
And then he's
rotten."
|
"I think Congressmen should
wear
Uniforms,
You know, like NASCAR drivers, so we
could
Identify their corporate
sponsors."
|
The reason Politicians try so hard
to get re-
Elected
Is that they would 'hate' to have to make a living Under the laws they've passed. |
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