Monday 27 May 2013

The geography of a woman.....

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Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa . Half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally Beautiful! 

 
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Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe . Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real value. 

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Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain , very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

 
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Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece , gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit. 

 
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Between 41 and 50, a woman is like  Great Britain , with a glorious and all conquering past.

 
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Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel , has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business. 


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Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada , self-preserving, but open to meeting new people. 


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After 70, she becomes Tibet .Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages.An adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.




THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN 


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Between 1 and 80, a man is like Iran ,
Ruled by a pair of nuts. 
THE END. 
 

1 comment:

  1. You might want to add the next one: "Over 75, is like Australia. Everyone knows where it is, and no-one wants to go there."

    That's how the joke ended 50+ years ago. And yes, I'm an Australian.....

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