Tuesday 14 May 2013

Take me back to the good old days... I don't recall seeing such outrageous beach attire in the 1960's - 1990's. Society has gone "off the deep end"...

When Walmartians go to the beach
 
 
There is almost nothing compact about these discs.
 
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2) The future is anything but bright for this straining orange one-piece. Yikes.

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3) This man is clearly exceeding the speedo limit. Shame his can of Cuprinol ran out.

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4) We are guessing this tasty treat's name is Prune-Ella. Like a sausage with the stuffing taken out.

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6) This lass looks like she's eyeing up lunch - may we suggest a roll?

7) She wore an itsy bitsy, teeny weeny, way-too-tight-for-her bikini. Ass-tounding.

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8) Someone should call a halter this kind of beachwear for lads. Still the bloke on the left's got a decent pair.

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9) No matter how hard we try, we can't stop looking at this man's peachy rear. Just wrong.

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12) It's the teddy we feel sorry for....

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14) This lad's face says it all. Who knew Land Of Leather had a sale on?

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15) Never has a pair of trunks so singularly failed to assert its identity. Heartbreaking.

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16) There's nothing wrong with a mum tum - but shopping in Baby Gap for swimwear was a bad decision.

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17) Bot on earth was this elderly gent thinking? Leave the thongs to the ladies next time, son.

18) Tiny bikini briefs on a fella? Man that look's sarong!

19) This hot mess should be arrested for accessory to murder.

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20) Nothing about the man on the right's face or body makes sense. There's thumbthing very wrong with this photo.

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21) Krusty the Clown enjoys a beach stroll as much as the next man. If the next man is wearing a fuchsia bikini and full make-up.

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