"The Man's Code"....:)

"The Man's Code"

1. The universal compensation for buddies who help you move is beer.

2. Never hesitate to reach for either the last beer or the last slice of pizza -- but not both. That's just plain mean.

3. Complaining about the brand of free beer in a buddy's refrigerator is forbidden. You may gripe if the temperature is unsuitable, however.

4. Any man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his fellow party goers.

5. Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to pick a buffalo wing
     clean.
 
6. Unless he murdered someone in your immediate family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.

7. The minimum amount of time you have to wait for another guy who's running late is 5 minutes. For a woman, you are required to wait 10 minutes for every  
     point of beauty she scores on the classic 1-10 scale.

9. Before dating a buddy's ex, you are required to ask his permission and he, in return is required to grant it.

10. If a man's zipper is down, that's his problem -- you didn't see nothin'.

11. When stumbling upon other guys watching a sports event, you may always ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing.

12. It is permissible to consume a fruity chick drink only when you're sunning on a tropical beach ... and it's delivered by a topless supermodel ... and it's free.

13. A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain sober enough to fight.

14. If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you'd better be referring to his beer.

15. Never talk to a man in the bathroom unless you're both waiting in line. In all other situations, a nod is all the conversation you need.