Monday, 13 May 2013

THE FIRST WALMARTIANS OF 2013.....


Don't laugh! Its okay, because today is combination Casual Friday and Crazy Hair Day, all rolled into one. College Station , Texas 



Apparently, Lester Flem doesn't know whether he's homosexual, heterosexual, bisexual, pansexual, polysexual, or asexual. However, if you look up the word 'Transgender' in the dictionary...BINGO!!!! There you will see a picture of dear old flaming Lester in his boots. Laguna Niguel , California 




Packing this rear in camouflage shorts is like trying to hide an elephant behind a squirrel. 
Seattle, Washington 




And men claim they can't meet classy women in stores? Go figure! Louisville , Kentucky 





For my own sanity, I have to assume that Gussie Klothgrunt is shoplifting two pork roasts in her shirt .... simply because there is no possible way that can be anything other then two pork roasts in her shirt. Can't be! Forestdale , Alabama 




No way, Laquanda, absolutely not! That outfit does not at all make you look like a Hooker. 
Midlothian, Virginia 




It's like a big pink garbage bag filled with creamed corn and door knobs. Houston , Texas 




This is perfectly understandable. This one was just on her way to the Country Club when she remembered she needed some coffee and a couple of yoga videos. Besides, she thought to herself, I'll just throw on these gray shorts and I'll be smokin'. Nashville , Tennessee 




Is that a baby dangling from Raylene's waist like a fanny pack??? I don't believe I've ever seen anything like that before. The only thing wrong with the gene pool around the Ozarks is there's no lifeguard. Fort Smith , Arkansas 




I love talking with Freidagurtz Finkelstein, because she always seems so surprised and interested in what I have to say. Grand Rapids , Michigan 




Holy Golden Illusions of Grandeur, I gotta get me that outfit!!!! Alpharetta , Georgia 




I have infinite admiration for the sheer strength of good quality denim. Moreover, I will be eternally thankful if Honeysuckle's jeans wait until she reaches the truck to explode. Seriously, they should consider using denim on the next NASA space shuttle. Spring, Texas 





For those times when you need fried okra and chicken strips so badly, that you just can't wait for the bleach to set. Oxford, Mississippi 





Someone else can try to figure out what she's doing, because I have to go wash my eyes out with bleach - like right now!
 

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